She's the Best

"Then hop in that Cannondale and head SW young man and don't stop until you are there. She's simply the best... lady like her won't last long on the open market. I may ride with you if you go to lead the way."

-- @TakeaBike

... Party in the Back?

"You married a man with a mullet? C'mon! Especially a man with a curly mullet?!"

Oh, C'mon!

"I see some people on campus who I want to stop and say 'oh c'mon. You're making it too easy.'"

Moral of the Story

"Shit. I still had my ex as my emergency contact. That's all kinds of bad."

"What did we learn?"

"Never put your SO as your emergency contract; always put your gay best friend."

For Being a Girl...

"You know, for being a girl with a vag, you're kind of a dick."

Being PC is Overrated

K: "These ladies have big legs, and hindquarters, like a quarter horse. Woo sprinting!"
J: "It's okay. You can just say they're fat."

23: Don't Ever Not Expect Anything in Castro

Me: Oh shit! I thought that was a girl.
B: That's what you call a gaysian.