Moving in

"You know, I feel like most women would start off moving in with something small, like a toothbrush. You just sorta jump the gun and move in with a whole horse."
"I go big."

Dumbass

"Wow! You're a dumbass, but I respect your right to be a dumbass."

VD

"Are you two going out tonight?"
"Nah. I don't celebrate VD day."
"Scrooge."
"No, man. I tend to show daily affection to whomever I'm fucking, not just on VD day."

House Keeping?

"Every time I go into a horse's stall, I knock and say 'house keeping' in my most Mexican accent, just so they get the full effect."

Love Handles

"They ain't love handles if nobody loves you."

Looks Like Dope

"Someone dropped an M&M... or an amphetamine. Looks like dope - you're gonna lose your teeth."

-- Dr. Tamblyn

52

Justine: "How many teeth do we have? 52?"

Kay: "Nooo... that's a deck of cards."