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Ria: "Kenya is making a holiday for Obama."
Me: "Hah! No shit?"
Ria: "Yeah. This is world peace, Munchkin. We now have a black president and everyone is singing Kumbaya."
Me: "Damn, son. We should have brought in the niggas a long time ago."
Ria: "We should have known! The key to world peace is black people."

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J while laughing: "Kasea... KASEA! Why is he walking like that?"
Me: "Uh, that guy?"
J: "Yes."
Me: "....."
J: "Well?"
Me: "Because he's BLIND."
J: "Oh my god!"
Me: "That makes you a horrible person."